kaijuno:

riverhibiscus:

there is no force of nature that says “come here” like the ocean

That’s the sirens bitch

(via addfingersforfestivity)

dankxsinatra:

unclefather:

sad-pandad:

unclefather:

unclefather:

Young, dumb and full of gum

gum stays in your body for 7 years and i eat a lot of it

That’s actually a myth! If you went digging through your yummy shits you’ll find chewed gum looking about the same as it did when you swallowed it!

my whats? 

This is the post that cost Verizon 1.1 billion

(via mens-rights-activia)

mspollutedstar:

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

(via milkywaymarvel)

penndragon:

theweirdwideweb:

“A dead parrot from the hot weather.. :(”

“Ah, no. It’s a corn.”

(via moonbee)

terefah:

terefah:

adhd is literally just always like “that’s for future me to deal with”

i could literally be bleeding out on the floor and adhd would be like don’t worry about it man you have plenty of time to sort that out

(via milkywaymarvel)

colorguardian18:

proto-homo:

All my ladies who impulse buy to feel alive, make some noise!!!!

(via faynerabb)

thcgummy-deactivated20211107:

Me when I pspspspspsps at a cat on the street and it just walks away

(via kushfather)